What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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this sounds like a really classy rap


morefiercethanyou:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

(Source: jessidays)

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

how-wry-innocence:

textpostsrus:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

angrad

There are two kinds of people


(Source: johnkrasinski)

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

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